there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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