Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I have post one night stand depression
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