Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Let's get the cat blown out
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
