Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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