Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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