the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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