With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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