Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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