loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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