Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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