When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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