so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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