I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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