I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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