just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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