Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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