i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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