This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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