I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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