in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
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That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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