dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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