He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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