i permit you to call me
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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