dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
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there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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