They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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