is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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