How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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