there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
