I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I FOUND THE LEGS
there is glitter all over my balls
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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