Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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