I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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