i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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She needs sedatives and a leash
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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