ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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