I just made out with a guy for $7.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
operation harelip BJ is a go
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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I did not marry a roomba.
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