I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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