You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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