break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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