He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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