HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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