I bet he comes in French.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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