six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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