Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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