butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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