RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The beer is more important than you right now.
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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