He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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