drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Sober January is a disaster.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
