I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
now i know why i became what i already was.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
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I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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