Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
How external is "for external use only"?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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