Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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