why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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