RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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