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  I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese

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  Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?

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  I love you bro

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.

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  naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (956): View more from Texas

  There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon

  (419): View more from Ohio

  well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list

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