More tranny stories later!
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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