YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..