I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?