I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list