Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes