is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
23 Concerns People Have When They’re About To Have Sex With Someone New
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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