If i come over, it means nothing
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Randomize
