redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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