we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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