But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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