Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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